Joah’s Second Creative Post (Project 3)

(90’s website parody.)

The Shoomble-Cleaner is the best cleaner in the world!!!1!11!!

HERE’S OUR INFOMERCIAL!!!!11!1!!

Customer Testimonials!!1!!1!!!1!!!!

It was terra-[FANTASIC]!

This product doesn’t-[DOES WORK].

I ha- [LOVE] this cleaner!

BUY IT NOW!!!!!!1!!1!!11!!

ONLY $3.50!!!!1!11!1!!1!!

DO IT OR WE WILL HUNT DOWN YOU AND UR FAMILY XD!!!11!!11!!!!1!!!

BuY iT rIGHt nOW!!!!1!1!!!!

Joah Boland-Landa’s Portfolio


Website Overview:

Hello there! I’m Joah Boland-Landa, I’m a programmer, diligent worker, and lover of video games and cats. I have many applicable skills in the world of game development and programming. I will try my best to deliver the best possible content with passion behind it for anyone interested in my skill set. Please reach out to me here if you wish to work with me. Thanks for stopping by!


To prove my skills, here’s a game I (re)made!


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Here are my End-Of-Year projects!

Magic 8 Ball

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QWERTY Encoder

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Project 3 is on a separate post.

I’m also good at data management! Look at my point prediction Google Spreadsheet!

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Tech News:

News: There are now ads in the beta of Windows 11 on the start menu. They do not tell you it is an ad, but it is disableable.

Opinion: Even though it can be disabled, it is still not good practice to not only put ads inside of your operating system, but also not tell the user it is an ad. YouTubers are held to a higher standard than microsoft, a multi-billion dollar corporation, as they have to tell their viewers that adds will be shown, but Microsoft just puts them in there start menu and doesn’t even tell you it’s an ad, the average user will just think it’s a part of the computer, not knowing it will redirect them to something that they would need to buy. Overall, this is just unfair practice from Microsoft.

News: All Cybertrucks have been recalled due to an issue within them when it came to its brakes.

Opinion: The Cybertruck has kind of been a dumpster fire since day one, with the window breaking when they said that it would not break, and then basically 3 years of radio silence while they were developing it. and now, as they finally start to roll out the first generation of Cybertrucks, they recall them due to an issue that could prove to be fatal. Even though everything surrounding the Cybertruck is absolutely insane, I think this is one of the few good decisions surrounding the car. The break apparently had an issue, where you would not be able to break, and there is footage online of Cybertrucks absolutely destroying other cars with how safe they are, and if your break doesn’t work on a glorified tank, you are now a danger to everybody else on the road. Good call for once, Elon.